Quitting Sports for Drugs

Well I recently quit the Temple University rugby team. I came to the conclusion that I would rather just smoke pot and ride my bike than run around in little shorts and tackle people. I still enjoy the little shorts, but I only wear them for recreation not as part of the uniform. I wrote a letter to the team concerning my absence from practice and I think it went over rather well…here it is

Dear Members of Temple Rugby,
I regret to inform you that I, Alejandro Barrantes
Tancredi will not be able to continue playing rugby this
spring. I have come to the conclusion that I am too lazy to
devote my time and energy to the game of rugby. I would much
rather smoke pot and ride my bike. I feel as if I would
only be hurting the team by doing nothing and wasting all of your
time. I thank you all very much for the great times and
opportunities Temple Rugby has given me. Once again thank you
very much for everything you guys have done. Thank you and
best of luck during the new season,
Alejandro Barrantes Tancredi

I will leave you with this attached photo. Please remember me
this way. Thank you



As you can see I am passed out on a sofa some random female "dry humping" me. So I sent them that letter and I hope they understand the way I feel.